Arena Commander's Tiny New Battlefield: EZ Hab Shrinks Ships for Big Fun

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Star Citizen fans, get ready for a whole new perspective on space combat! Arena Commander is introducing an exciting and whimsical new map that's sure to delight pilots looking for a fresh challenge. The EZ Hab map shrinks players and ships down to miniature size, transforming a standard habitat module into a thrilling battleground.

Welcome to the Marble 'Verse

Dubbed the "marble 'verse" by developers, this micro map brings a new twist to Arena Commander gameplay. Players will find themselves navigating familiar surroundings from an entirely new vantage point. Everyday objects become daunting obstacles, and what was once mundane is now an epic battlefield.

Tiny Ships, Big Action

In the EZ Hab map, pilots will need to master the art of maneuvering their miniaturized ships through a landscape of oversized furniture and household items. Dodge Pico plushies acting as asteroids, weave through the legs of chairs and tables, and engage in dogfights around lamps and picture frames. The altered scale promises to deliver a unique and challenging combat experience.

Limited-Time Event and Exclusive Reward

This special Arena Commander event runs from now until April 7, 2000 UTC. Participants who play on the EZ Hab map during this period will earn the exclusive "Downsized" Spectrum badge, a perfect memento to commemorate their adventures in the shrunken battlefield.

New Features and Gameplay Elements

The development team has gone all out to create an immersive and entertaining experience in the EZ Hab map. Some of the exciting new features include:

  • Bed Bouncing: Jump on the bed 10 times to incapacitate nearby opponents with uncontrollable squealing.
  • Finley Flying Mount: Ride the lovable mascot for a better view of the battlefield, with a speed boost option.
  • Coffee Mug Power-Ups: Submerge yourself in a coffee mug for temporary buffs, but beware of rapid dehydration!
  • Procedural Hab Hauntings: Face the ghost of your previous character for an extra spooky challenge.
  • Mantis Bug Zapper: The interdiction field now doubles as protection against pesky insects.

Combined Arms in Miniature

The EZ Hab map isn't just for ship combat. Players can also engage in ground battles, offering a diverse range of combat scenarios. Whether you prefer to orbit plushies in your spacecraft or scale kitchen appliances on foot, there's something for every type of fighter in this tiny arena.

Known Issues and Quirks

As with any new feature, there are a few known issues that players should be aware of:

  • Occasional player entrapment between couch cushions
  • Extremely bright lampshades (SPF 100 recommended)
  • Performance issues near the decorative floor sock
  • Elevator buttons requiring a 4-player party to activate

The development team is actively working on resolving these issues, including the implementation of Server-Side Decorative Floor Sock Streaming (SSDFSS) Tier 0 to improve performance.

A Playful Take on Star Citizen Combat

This new Arena Commander map showcases the developers' willingness to experiment with fun and unconventional ideas within the Star Citizen universe. By shrinking players down to toy-soldier size, the EZ Hab map offers a fresh perspective on space combat and promises to deliver countless hours of miniaturized mayhem.

Whether you're a seasoned pilot looking for a new challenge or a newcomer eager to experience Star Citizen's combat in a more approachable setting, the EZ Hab map is sure to provide an unforgettable experience. So suit up, shrink down, and prepare for some of the biggest little battles in the 'verse!

Don't miss out on this limited-time event. Jump into Arena Commander, experience the EZ Hab map for yourself, and earn that exclusive "Downsized" badge to show off your miniature mastery!

The Tiny Titans of 30K.fun

In the shrunken realm of the EZ Hab, a group of intrepid 30K.fun Star Citizen Referral Club members found themselves facing an unexpected challenge. As their miniaturized ships zipped between oversized furniture, they couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity of their situation.

"Watch out for that Pico plushie!" shouted Captain Glitch, narrowly avoiding a collision with the giant stuffed penguin. "It's like navigating an asteroid field made of cuteness!"

Rookie pilot Newbie, who had recently joined the 'verse thanks to 30K.fun's referral program, was struggling to keep up. "I thought my first dogfight would be in space, not dodging coffee mugs!" he exclaimed, his tiny ship narrowly avoiding a steaming cup of joe.

Veteran member Bugs-R-Us chimed in over the comms, "Remember, folks, this is what we train for! Embracing the chaos and having fun, no matter what the 'verse throws at us!"

As they weaved through the legs of an enormous chair, the team encountered a group of opposing players. "30K.fun, assemble!" called out Captain Glitch. "Let's show them how we handle the unexpected!"

What followed was a spectacular display of miniature mayhem. The 30K.fun squad used their experience of dealing with game glitches to their advantage, pulling off impossible maneuvers between pencils and datapads.

Newbie, inspired by his teammates' enthusiasm, managed to lure an enemy ship into the dreaded "sock zone," causing their opponent to lag out in a hilarious fashion.

As the battle concluded, the 30K.fun team gathered atop a desk lamp, their tiny ships glinting in the oversized light. Captain Glitch addressed the squad, "Great job, everyone! Remember, whether we're facing 30K errors or giant Pico plushies, we always find a way to have fun!"

The team cheered, their miniature voices echoing through the EZ Hab. It was just another day for the 30K.fun Referral Club – turning potential frustration into an unforgettable adventure in the ever-surprising Star Citizen universe.

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